Lifestyles of the poor and lazy

Like most twenty year old college students most of my time is consumed with school and attending classes. This is maybe why i have turned away conventional ways of living and turn to what is the easiest way to function. If you have no problem with the quality of your life but like taking the easy way of doing things like eating and lounging at home this is the article you must read. A main problem i have with being home is parents asking you to go out for groceries or picking up your little brother. An easy way out of this is to tell your parents you are drunk and most likely their response will be "stay home i dont want you drinking and driving". Mission accomplished, im still at home. A good tip for the weekend is if you just wake up, and dont want to get dressed, you can wrap yourself in a blanket and walk around the house without having the hastle of putting on clothes. In my house the living room is at the opposite end of where the washroom is located. This can be a long journey similar to Homers Odyssey, but if your not bothered by odours the cats litter box is an adequate substitute. Now that you have learned to avoid getting dressed and saved on travel time you must be getting pretty hungry. An easy way of make close to gourmet pizza without breaking the bank is to use these three key ingredients , ketchup, sliced cheese and olives. Simply put these toppings on a slice of bread and bake it in the microwave for 1-2 minutes. Mmmmm, when the timer ding your ready for a nutritious lunch that will make you feel like your in southern Italy. I hope these tips help you in your day to day life and im happy I have had this opportunity to share my my expertise with my loyal readers.